~*Conversations with Mr Grasshopper*~ (through a fly screen)
This happened just over a week ago. Yewlim and I have a backyard strawberry we have been cultivating for quite awhile already, since Eunice's dad gave us a little plant near the end of last year. Unlike many of our unfortunate plants, this plant has been thriving under our love and care and recently have been sprouting flowers. And applying a simple formula to it.. FLOWERS = FRUITS!!! =D =D The last time we had a few fruits, they were stolen by some backyard fruit stealer (probably a bird or possum). So I have been keeping a watchful eye over the 3 darling strawberry fruits that were growing on the plant this time. So basically, I have been doing my work on the kitchen table right next to our small outdoor garden.
On that fateful day, I was doing my usual thesis work on the computer when I heard a loud rustling sound, likened to that of falling leaves. I thought.."hMm.. thats a big wind" and continued with my work. Suddenly I heard the sound of rustling leaves. I paused, looked at the plant, told myself I must be dreaming an went back to my work. Then I heard it a third time. Rustling leaves... I turned and peered at the strawberry plant..and to my horror..i saw a hugeeee grasshopper. It was munching..of all things, on the leaves of my darling strawberry plant!!!What insolence! But out of curosity, I crept closer, within the safety of the fly screen and watched in wonder as it munched on the leaves. I thought 'cool..its like discovery channel'...then suddenly I thought of the loctus plague the Lord sent upon Egypt years back when Pharoh refused to let the Isrealites go..I had a mental image of barren land....and my soon to become barren strawberry plant. Yikes!!! So began this conversation...

Me: Why..hello there mr grasshopper
G: *pauses at the sound and stops munching*
*continues to munch*
Me: urgh... ... I know you like leaves but could you please stop eating my my strawberry plant?
G: *munch munch munch**moves onto next leaf*
Me: Nononono..pleassseee... stop munching mr grasshopper..pleaseee
G: *pauses*.... .... * continues munching*
Me: oh Yewlim...come home soOon.. *glooms*
G: *munch munch munch*
Me: *I know*... BOO! go away!
G: *pauses*... ... ...
*pauses*.. *munch munch munch*
Me: I can see you, you know..
G: *munch munch munch*
Me: Grr.. .. .. go awayy.. go away... go away!!!!
G: *munch munch munch**pauses..front legs grab onto another leaf*
Me: GAH~!!!!
So ya.. this was roughly how it went. And apparently, grasshoppers dont speak my language, and they probably know Im more scared of them anyway. -_-. Thankfully, it did disappear after an hour or two... It did touch my strawberry fruits, for which I was thankful for.. .. .BUT....the fruits disappeared overnight..the work of some mean intruder.. *sob* So now we've set up s wire mesh waste bin atop of it... to which I still keep watch over every day. I saw a flower today... Im praying that more fruits would follow soon. =D
